FACT: Animal print goes with most outfits and can be worn in all seasons.

Medium Folded Clutch in Multi Metallic by Emily Cho, http://www.emily-cho.com

If I ever buy a home and you want to bring me plants as a housewarming gift, let me make a suggestion: metal plants.

Sterling Silver Tulip Stem Earrings by Otis Jaxon, www.otisjaxon.com

I know it’s a good product when I actually consider wearing my glasses just so that I can show off the case.

“Deco Diamond” First in Glasses Case, www.modcloth.com

“Haute Heart” First in Glasses Case, www.modcloth.com

Surfer Chic at its finest.

Pau Ferro Cuff by Dan Rydzik, http://www.etsy.com/shop/danrydzik

Now I won’t need to pressure friends into buying me a drink when I go out. All I have to do is flash them this pretty little clutch with brass knuckles and they’ll catch the hint.

Knuckleduster Skulls Clutch by Styligion, www.styligion.com

Finally! A belt that doesn’t buckle in the front for all the world to know that I only need the second to the front hole.

Blair Belt by Zoe Jordan, www.zoe-jordan.com

I’ve come to realize that the less “busy” the piece of jewelry, the wider the range of people’s interpretation of what it is. To me, it looks like an M&M half dipped in gold candy shell. I haven’t eaten sugar in four days.

Half Gold Earrings by Lucy Hutchings, www.lucyhutchings.com

It’s so nice when designers do all the hard work and all I have to do is wear their pretty shoes.

Riviera Sandal in Nude and Black by Sophia Gittins, www.sophiagittins.com

If the movie studios ever re-do “The Little Mermaid” so that the story transforms into something dark and mysterious and essentially not suitable for children, Ariel NEEDS to wear this necklace.

Barnacle Necklace by Kate Wood, www.glintjewellery.co.uk

These shoes may not have been specifically made for walking, but that hasn’t stopped me before from purchasing similar heels.

Anna Kichenside, www.annakichenside.com